Because Bouncing Boobs And Benefit Cosmetics Eyeliner Are Must-Haves When Getting Arrested For Stealing Diamonds

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So what's a girl to do when she's running from the cops, drops her stash of diamonds, gets arrested, get placed in a cop car to be hauled off to the police station to be arrested and have a mug shot taken? Stealthily slip out of her handcuffs while seated in the back of the cruiser so you can apply eye liner so you look great for that mug shot.

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by Steve Hall    May-15-14    
Topic: Racy



Even A Disrobing Table-Dancing Hottie Can't Distract This Guy From His Studies

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In this Dutch ad for Vifit, a health drink that apparently helps keep you focused, a college girl does her best to distract a guy from his studies. But since he's drinking the magical Vifit, even a hot girl who strips down to her underwear and does a dance routine on the table right in front of him can't sway this guy from concentrating on his studies. Via.

We haven't seen ad ad this blatantly sexual in a very long time. Thank you, Vifit.

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by Steve Hall    May-13-14    
Topic: Racy



Nicki Minaj Removes Her Clown Make Up And Bares Bootylicious Curves For Wine Shoot

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Last we saw Nicki Minaj, at least in the ad world, she was in psychedelic Pepsi commercial in which a guy and a girl somehow teleport to one of her concerts. This week, she's back in a new campaign promoting her own brand of wine, Myx Fusions Moscato. And you'd hardly know it was her without all that cartoonish makeup she usually wears.

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by Steve Hall    May-12-14    
Topic: Celebrity, Racy



Maybe the Pleated Plaid Miniskirt Isn't the Sexiest Thing A Woman Can Wear

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Hmm. And we thought the pleated plaid miniskirt was the hottest thing a woman could wear. After watching this DB Latina Puerto Rico-created Axe ad, we may have to reconsider.

We've watched the ad twice and we're still not sure what they're selling. Deodorant insurance? Who knows. From the moment a woman dressed in a short black miniskirt and high heels struts into view and says something along the lines on, "In the game of love, there are times of war," our focus was, shall we say, distracted.

So do us a favor. Give the ad a watch and let us know what they're really selling.

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by Steve Hall    Apr-21-14    
Topic: Racy



Sexy Asian Dancers Shake Booties to Change Perception of Classical Music

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Classical music gets a bum rap these days. It's perceived as the thing only your grandparents listen to yet its the backbone to almost every great move ever made. B-Classic, a Belgian music festival which promotes classical music is out with a new video that asks us to envision classical music differently.

We all know a great video can vastly increase the appeal of a piece of music. MTV knew that and built a business on it. Now that's YouTube's job. But we digress.

Check out this video in which cheerleaders and hot pants-clad hotties shake their booties to Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 Allegro con fuoco as if they were in a hip hop video.

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by Steve Hall    Apr-17-14    
Topic: Racy



On Chatroulette, This Girl Gets These Masturbating Guys to Check Their Balls For Cancer

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Well now at least we know Chatroulette is still thing. Who knew? We can thank Spanish ad agency VCCP for reminding us with a testicular cancer awareness campaign which made use of the chat services primary feature; guys who have no problem self-pleasuring themselves on camera.

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by Steve Hall    Apr-14-14    
Topic: Cause, Racy



Half Naked Man Says the More Sex We Have The More Lives We Save

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In a new video created by TDA_Boulder for Sir Richards Condom Company, Andrew Kresge, director of operations for Sir Richards, says, "I'm doing my part to help the world. That's what we do here at Sir Richard's. For every condom you purchase, we donate one to a developing country. So far, Sir Richard's has donated over 2.5 million condoms."

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by Steve Hall    Apr- 8-14    
Topic: Racy



Pervy Upskirt Shot Touts American Apparel Miniskirt Line

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It's been a while since we've seen shenanigans from American Apparel. But an image currently on their website promoting a new line of miniskirts features a women wearing a pleated miniskirt bent over exposing her underwear. And it caught our attention.

As many have noted, the brand seems uninterested in actually showing the skirt and far more interested in pervy titillation.

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by Steve Hall    Apr- 4-14    
Topic: Racy



'Hot Dreams' Distracts From Super Bowl Mania

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When our dear friend Shannon Stephaniuk from glossy sent us this video, directed by Leblanc + Cudmore who just signed with Revolver Films, for Timber Timbre's Hot Dreams, we had to whip out the Oban, light up a cigar and pretend we were at a very elegant strip club. Because, where we live, there are no elegant strips clubs so we had to use out imagination.

Thanks for distracting us and filling our head with dirty thoughts, Shannon!

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by Steve Hall    Jan-30-14    
Topic: Racy



Instagram 'Belfie' Sensation Jen Selter Lands Another Endorsement Deal

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Jen Selter, the New Yorker whose amazing ass brought her fame and now fortune on Instagram, has -- as we knew would happen -- signed yet another marketing partnership deal. This time, it's Cirrus Fitness, a fitness equipment manufacturer.

If you haven't heard, or have been living under a rock, a couple years ago Selter began working out. She noticed it was firming up her body, most notably, her butt. So she decided to post posterior pictures, of belfies, to her Instagram account. She now has 2.2 million followers. Most probably following for reasons entirely separate from fitness-related purposes.

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by Steve Hall    Jan-29-14    
Topic: Racy










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