SEO Company Wants Three Way With Adrants

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We get propositioned all the time here at Adrants. You name it, we've been asked to do it. Perhaps it's our demeanor. Perhaps it's our fixation with a particular form of advertising strategy. Perhaps it's our obsession with top heavy women who love football. Whatever the case may be, we get propositioned a lot. Today, we were asked to engage in a three way. Yes, a three way.

Hey, we're all for a bit of adventuresome fun around here but this particular three way doesn't sound anywhere near as much fun as another kind of three way with which we are far more familiar. The following found its way into our inbox today:

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by Steve Hall    Oct-26-10    
Topic: Racy



Tehmeena Afzal Lends Her Giants to the New York Giants

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Queens-born Tehmeena Afzal loves the New York Giants. Really, really loves them. And she's showing her love in a new video that can only be described as one of the sexiest football-related videos you will ever see. And while all her R-rated parts are covered, you'd best view this video away from the prying eyes of your boss. Or anyone for that matter. If only to prevent yourself the embarrassment of being caught "visibly affected" by this video.

With her immense - though oddly immovable - underboob, Afzal goes through all the right moves to get you excited about football...and other sports. But, as we mentioned above...not the kind of sport you want to play in the office.

View safely.

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by Steve Hall    Oct-25-10    
Topic: Racy



Top 12 Hottest Adrants Articles

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We thought it was time to dive into Google Analytics to see what you readers have been chewing up over time. Here's a list of what you seem to enjoy most:

1. The Girls of ad:tech Celebrated
2. Bootylicious Ass Offers Last Minute, Pre-Holiday Office Fantasy
3. Hot Girls Spread Peanut Butter on Car. Yes, This is Advertising
4. Fiorana Launches Line of Latino-Cut Bootylicious Jeans
5. Sex Doesn't Sell But That Won't End It's Use in Advertising
6. Little Girl Spawns Dance Craze For Samsung
7. Keira Knightley Gets Bigger Boobs For Movie Promo
8. Booty-Baring Babes Give UPS Brand Love
9. Perrier Cools Hot Thong-Clad Ass
10. Advertisers: Wake Up and Smell the Sex
11. If You're a DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You a G Cup
12. Bulging Nubile Breasts Command Attention to Statutory Rape

Funny. Do you sense a particular fixation with anything in this industry?

by Steve Hall    Oct-24-10    
Topic: Racy



Orgasmic Screams in Anne Summers Ad Dubbed Too Racy

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An Anne Summers radio ad promoting a line of Halloween-themed outfits has been blocked by the UK's Radio Advertising Clearing Centre which claimed the ad contained, "fairly overt sexual references in terms of sound effects."

The spot contains sounds of fear-based screams which then transform into more pleasurable sounding screams. In other words, women having orgasms. Nothing wrong with that in our book, of course, but according to the RACC, the spot overstepped the organization's guidelines regarding taste and offense.

As spokesperson for the RACC said, "The ad contains fairly overt sexual references in terms of sound effects. We believed that it was too strong for broadcast on commercial radio, notwithstanding timing conditions."

Anne Summers, on the other hand, thinks the ad is just fine with CEO Jacqueline Gold saying, "We have appealed the decision made by the RACC and would love to know what the great British public think. We are proud of our brand that always sparks debate and we hope this gets people talking about sex in a positive way."

by Steve Hall    Oct-22-10    
Topic: Policy, Racy, Radio



Verizon Socializes, Land Rover Loves Itself, Handless Goes Topless

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- Verizon, with help from Powered, is out with Room to Learn, a social media website that aims to help consumers deal with their digital lifestyle.

- New York Festivals has just announced its Call for Entry for the 2011 New York Festivals International Advertising Awards.

- ON Media Group created a 3D projection on the El Capitan Theater to promote ABC's No Ordinary Family.

- Yea, Chevron.

- When Harry Met Sally while eating popcorn.

- Do you love your car as much as this land Rover commercial loves itself?

- The Super Bowl isn't enough for GoDaddy. Nope. It has to have its own bowl, the GoDaddy Bowl. It's taken over sponsorship of what was previously known as the GMAC Bowl.

- Handless model goes topless for cause group.

- WebMediaBrands has launched a new ad school, Mediabistro Creative Pro, a subscription service for creatives looking for affordable training programs.

- Williams Helde is out with its Digital Media Playbook.

- The One Club today announced the second quarter finalists for One Show Interactive

by Steve Hall    Oct-19-10    
Topic: Campaigns, Racy, Strange



This Lingerie Commercial Will Make You Want to...

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You know, why don't lingerie companies just come right out and say it. Yea. Enough with this elusive stuff that tries to convince everyone the stuff is anything other than what it really is: clothing that makes men want to fuck women. Is there really any reason we have to gloss over that fact with over-produced videos of hot women tantalizing us with their curves and alluring looks that ooze desirous, animalistic need?

Oh wait. Where was I?

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by Steve Hall    Oct-19-10    
Topic: Racy



Big Brother Hottie Lends Boobs She Doesn't Want to Lingerie Brand

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You've got to laugh at these celebutantes who pump themselves up to E cup deliciousness and then end up regretting it after the fact. Apparently, that the sentiment UK Big Brother star Chantelle Houghton has about her surgical boost to 32E.

But that minor issue didn't stop Houghton from using her assets to make a little money along the way. In a new campaign for La Senza, Houghton proudly flaunts her generous curves for the lingerie brand.

Sharing her regret over having the surgery, Houghton told Heat magazine, "They're just too big. Now I just want to hide them. I thought I wanted to go up to that size and I loved them at the time, but now I wish I'd never had them done."

Well, Chantelle, hoisting your pulchritudinous puppies into some revealing lingerie is hardly going in the right direction if concealment was your goal.

by Steve Hall    Oct-13-10    
Topic: Brands, Campaigns, Celebrity, Opinion, Racy



Cleavage Makes Head Explode. Or Something Like That

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Sometimes commercials are so weird, they need no commentary. They just need to be experienced. Such as this commercial for Labrad which offers up a sexy woman (Ancilla Tilia) in a short, cleavage-bearing lab coat and a guy's head that, well, just watch. Weird

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by Steve Hall    Oct-12-10    
Topic: Racy, Strange



Cat Unleashes Ample Breasts in Public Market

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A woman like this is used to being stared at. She's used to walking down the street with all eyes upon her and everyone and everything reacting to her stunning beauty and oozing sexuality. But she's probably not used to a cat tearing her sweater off to reveal her sizable assets in a public market.

Of course, possessing such perfection - and the right bra - she really doesn't mind the resulting attention unleashed breasts all but guarantee. In fact, it seems, she craves the attention and doesn't even bother to pull her sweater back on giving everyone plenty of time to ogle her ample assets.

This is how we sell lingerie. This is why we love advertising.

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by Steve Hall    Oct- 8-10    
Topic: Commercials, Racy



Hot Seductress Raises Interest in 4G Mobile WiFi

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Wearing high heels, a very short miniskirt and a low cut, cleavage-bearing mini-lab coat, a brunette seductress sells Clearwire's Rover Puck, a 4G device that shares internet with up to eight people. The Taxi NYC-created promotion employs the standard hottie-for-hire approach but, despite the distraction, the presentation does convey product information quite well. And for the adventurous who like to experience the full effect of the presentation, allow the presentaion to pause at the predetermined points for some extra sexy fun.

"Ha! 4G is fast!"

Oh and don't forget to watch the creepy emoticon baby video that teases you into the whole thing.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 7-10    
Topic: Online, Racy










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