OK so we've all seen those cheesy car dealer commercials filled with ridiculous inanities and horrific production values, right? But how about funeral parlor commercials? If you ever do see them they're usually somber and dignified. Well, not so with Funeraria Lopez which, though not necessarily undignified, is certainly filled with cheese.
In the ad, we see the funeral owner, his staff or family, Santa and two hotties clad in sexy Santa costumes, one of whom can be seen lounging in a coffin.
Weird. Just weird.
With a soundtrack that plays very much like a tune from the latest Disney pop star, this work from Israeli agency Reuveni Pridan IPG for fruit drink Yafora Tavori is all fun and frivolity...complete with a red-headed beauty in a bikini swimming with fish.
And somehow the notion of fish and salt water connotes a fruit drink that actually tastes good.
In a new commercial for underwear brand Under.me, Bar Rafaeli struts through New York City in a Santa Claus outfit before returning to her apartment and slowly stripping to reveal her Under.me undergarments.
Shot in black and white, the ad promotes the brand's 20 percent off Christmas sale.
We're sure Candace Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes (gotta love that name), Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldrige, Lindsay Ellison and Erin Heatherton are all perfectly lovely women. As are, it would seem, all of the Victoria's Secret models. But when we view them in this cringe-worthy Christmas ad attempting to sing Deck the Halls, we want to poke holes in our ears just to stop the pain.
Yea, sure. It's fun to show hot women try to sing Christmas carols. Especially when they're all dolled up in holiday-themed hottie-wear. Hell, it's fun to show hot women doing nothing at all. But. Please. Make. It. Stop.
Ever since Russia became, well, whatever it has become after its communist days, the country's ad industry has been obsessed with sex. Even more to than the French, GoDaddy and Carl's Jr.
To promote Redd beer, Artery VFX helped created a commercial that, well, let's be blunt, is flower porn. Instead of humans writing and moaning in ecstasy while the camera films things going in and out of other things, this piece of work focuses on flowers doing it...explosively.
We were first introduced to Catrinel Menghia in November 2011 when she appeared in a Fiat ad that would ultimately air in the 2012 Super Bowl. At the time, Menghia was simply known as The Fiat Girl, that hot woman who made a man dumbfounded with her beauty. What a difference a year makes. Famous in all parts of the world now, Menghia continues her work for Fiat.
This time around, she appears topless, thanks to a scorpion, to tout the topless Fiat 500 Abarth Cabrio. As the camera slowly slide its way up her legs, over her butt and across her back, a scorpion works its way up to the back of her bikini top and, as the voiceover says, "small, wicked and now...topless," yes, clips her bikini strap so she, too, becomes topless. What a witty analogy. Never seen that one before.
This is a really, really, really weird commercial. It's for toothpaste but you'd never know that when you first watch it or without having first seen the video's title. In what is likely NSFW (though no nudity), a man and a woman return home from an evening out and proceed to go at each other as if neither of them have had sex in over a year. The intensity builds, the passion mounts and...well...just watch it all the way to the end.
It's the furthest thing from a P&G commercial you'll ever see.
Christmas has always been a time of joy and celebration for families the world over but lingerie and sex toy retailer Ann Summers wants us all to know Christmas is also very much for adults as well.
In two new videos, one safe for TV and the other NSFW (though no nudity), Ann Summers celebrates the joy of lingerie and what happens when adults celebrate Christmas.
OK. Let's just cut through the crap and get to the nut. When you're name is Nina Agdal and you are a 20-year-old model - or, in most cases, any 20-year-old, you're going to look hot in lingerie. In fact, you're going to look hot in just about anything you wear even if it's the proverbial potato sack.
So when Agdal frolicks about in this new commercial for Aerie telling viewers they'll look sexy in Aerie lingerie it's, well, a no-brainer. Unless, of course, you weigh 300 pounds.
In a role that is quite apropos, model of the moment, Kate Upton, will appear in a Mercerdes-Benz Super Bowl commercial as an "object of desire." Upton, who does not have a license of her own, won't be driving in the ad but is said to represent just how far a person might go to attain their heart's desire.
Heart's desire might be a bit of a highbrow description for the kind of desire most people experience when they think of Upton but we won't quibble.