AXE Repels Women. OK, Not Really


Here's an interesting twist on the whole notion that AXE actually has something to do with whether or not a woman finds a man attractive. This South African :60 at first pleasantly leads us to believe that in fact, no, Axe does not attract women. It actually repels them. That is until we realize what's actually repelling the hundreds of bikini-clad women running away from the guy showering on this beach. Hilarious, actually.

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by Steve Hall    Mar-30-12    
Topic: Commercials, Racy, Strange

Bikini Marketing: Waiting Is Hard


Really? This is like the Bikini Ad Network or whatever that company was called that hired two hot women to walk around the ad:tech exhibit hall a couple of years ago. So this morning we get followed by @BikiniMarketing. Being the inquisitive type we checked out the profile which led to a website called, yes, Bikini Marketing. Of course, the site is "coming soon" and carries the subhead, "We know waiting is hard..."

Enough double entendres there for you? Likely this site will never see the light of day much like that other one never did either.

by Steve Hall    Mar-30-12    
Topic: Racy

Porn Shoot Hypes Cannes New Directors' Showcase Call For Entries


This, perhaps, is one of the strangest call for entry promotions you will ever see. Touting the Cannes New Directors' Showcase, this Saatchi & Saatchi London-created video directed by Chris Palmer features an adult film maker who wishes he was making commercials. Watch and see if you can identify all the ad-related references. Funny stuff.

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by Steve Hall    Mar-28-12    
Topic: Racy

The Real Reason Kelly Brook's Boobs Are So Big? Socks.


"You could have a pair like Kelly's" if you just pick up a pair of official Sports Relief Socks at your local (if you're in England) Sainsbury today. Yes. Breasts truly can sell anything we ask them to.

So wait, Kelly's been stuffing all these years?

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by Steve Hall    Mar-26-12    
Topic: Commercials, Racy, Strange

Kate Upton Now Selling Skullcandy Headphones


These days, it seems, Kate Upton is everywhere. She's done ads for Carl's Jr., MLB 2K12, Zoo York and others. Now she's pimping headphones for Skullcandy in a new campaign which Mail Online claims won't work because everyone will be staring at Upton's boobs and not the Skullcandy headphones.

Dressed in a tight, tiny bikini top that isn't able to cover much of her prodigious cleavage, this might be very true. Although just how many more Upton campaigns can the market take before we tire of her and the next new shiny object takes hold?

by Steve Hall    Mar-23-12    
Topic: Campaigns, Celebrity, Racy

Enormously Endowed Model Helps Sell Men's Shirts


Boy this job is hard work sometimes. FocusClick, a site with the tagline "we do women," grabbed model Christina I. and dressed her in Second Button shirts. Well, more accurately, they tried to dress her in Second Button Shirts and failed miserably. Why? Because Christina's breasts are so jaw-droppingly huge, no shirt could ever completely cover them.

We're not sure who's getting more publicity out of this; FocusClick or Second Button. Frankly, we really don't care. Do you?

And yea, there's much more Christina to see here.

by Steve Hall    Mar-22-12    
Topic: Racy

Three Reasons Why Sexual Fantasies Never Happen in Real Life


Now here's an interesting one. Canadian telecom brand Manitoba Telecom Services just launched a Dare Vancouver-created campaign to promote its Amour pay per view porn service. With three spots that appear at first to be your typical porny encounter, the campaign reminds viewers that "Fantasies happen but only on Amour Adult TV." It's quite ingenious actually. To see just how easily a fantasy can be shot down. Much like it always happens in real life. Which, of course, is why we have porn so we don't have to be shot down when we're really in the mood to be...ahem...up..

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by Steve Hall    Mar-22-12    
Topic: Campaigns, Commercials, Racy

Cockroaches Lust After Kate Upton's Bouncing Boobs


Kate Upton, who most recently lent her curvaceous hotness and plunging cleavage to Carl's Jr., can be seen in a new ad for fashion brand Zoo York. The ad features the infamous trash mouthed, talking cockroaches who, this time, leer at Upton while lobbing double entendres and expletives

Harmless humor or a female objectification time bomb waiting to explode? Hmm. Dare we even bring up Method's Horny Scrubbing Bubbles which caused the angry mob to descend upon us like heard of indignant buffalo?

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by Steve Hall    Mar-15-12    
Topic: Racy

Conference Candy Heats Up Streets at SXSW


You may have seen our blatantly salacious bit about conference hotties inhabiting the exhibit hall during SXSW. Did you like it? Good, keep reading. No? OK, no worries. Just leave. But for those of you who truly appreciate good conference candy, here's a bevy of beauties doing their thing outside the exhibit hall. Enjoy.

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by Steve Hall    Mar-14-12    
Topic: Industry Events, Racy

Conference Candy Heats Up SXSW Exhibit Hall


OK now that we've finished all that serious panel coverage for the day, we thought it would be nice to take a break and stroll through the exhibit hall to see what we could find. Of course there's all the usual tech and social media companies pimping their latest app but what's really important to note is which company has the hottest booth babes. Why? Because no one else does it, it's fun and we're just a wise ass little shit ad blog that does whatever it wants whenever it feels like it. Onward...

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by Steve Hall    Mar-13-12    
Topic: Industry Events, Racy

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